MUST READ; HERE ARE THE TYPES OF NAIROBI G!RLS THAT ARE EASY, EXT’REMELY EASY TO TAKE TO B’E’D AND SP’READ THEIR L;E’GS WIDELY!!! TEAM MAFISI, ENJOY.

1. CAMPUS GIRLS:

Buy her unique clothes from the city stalls; pick her up from her hostel in a borrowed BMW or ‘Blue Subaru’. Take her to Java then to Club Tribeka or Skyluxx every Friday and Saturday and she will unl3ash it for you in the car.

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2. KAREN AND KILELESHWA GIRLS:

These ones em brace the phrase ‘Hard To get’ like it’s David Livingstone who said it. You vibe her in English, fl!rt with her, feed her family and friends, take her on a da te at Lepalanka, buy her a Samsung galaxy and she loses it in one week.

You give her quarter of your salary then she can let you k!ss her. But don’t let her shinanigans stress you. You just have to be smart. If you want to end up in her Disneyland, take her for shopping at Sarit Centre and tell her you have business deals with Chris Kirubi at 10 the next day. She will spread it all for you.

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