4. The p3’nis can stand in the w0mb and the t0mb
Last but not least, yes, the p3’nis truly has a mind of its own. You can have an e3’cti0n in the womb and in your tomb. Without even thinking of it blood can flow down your lifeless body and into the arteries and other vessels responsible for er3’cting the p3’nis. Hopefully it wouldn’t betray you at your open casket funeral.